captain-mc-donagh:

I wish you all a good season and a healthy goalie

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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sociopathslikecatstoo:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

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pulloutorgetout:

All I’m saying about the whole Duck Dynasty deal!

pulloutorgetout:

All I’m saying about the whole Duck Dynasty deal!

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hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."

— At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via blackcarbs)

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slacktivisiion:

nancyglass:

the-spoopy-raven:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

CTHULU

I would scream and keep driving towards it as I am screaming but too curious to drive away from it


So we’ve found a horror movie grade white person

slacktivisiion:

nancyglass:

the-spoopy-raven:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

CTHULU

I would scream and keep driving towards it as I am screaming but too curious to drive away from it

So we’ve found a horror movie grade white person

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actionables:

I did a thing.

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fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

Joe Pesci had trouble with not cursing during filming. Chris Columbus advised him to say “fridge” instead. (x)
Home Alone (1990)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

Joe Pesci had trouble with not cursing during filming. Chris Columbus advised him to say “fridge” instead. (x)

Home Alone (1990)