anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

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honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

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cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

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humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

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twerkingdead:

this literally has changed my life

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penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

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fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

(via justifiably-supernatural)